Torchwood
Captain Jack Harkness
Season 1, Episode 12

Hey, look! Not only do we have adverts for the infamous Super Club...which is only infamous in my mind, because these fliers are always in the background...but Vote Saxon!

what? Wait, Torchwood? Right...Tosh is all dressed up to go to her grandfather's 88th birthday which is a big deal that somehow involves rice, but first a quick pop in to a creepy abandoned building on some Torchwood business with Jack. Nothing can go wrong with this scenario, right?

Torchwood
Captain Jack Harkness
Series 1 Episode 12

Back in '41, Jack #1's lady friend is looking bored out of her mind.

Previously, on Torchwood...Owen fell madly in love with some lady from the fifties, who then dumped his ass and flew back into the rift because she was afraid of being tied down by love. So we're going to revisit that, I guess...

Torchwood
Series 1 Episode 10 * Out of Time

It's a bird! It's a plane! ... It's a plane.

Torchwood
Series 1 Episode 9 * Random Shoes

Well, we're back to a dead body on in the middle of the road.

This episode starts out with Eugene's (that would be the dead guy) voice over telling us about the speed of light, and the speed of pain, and the speed of sneezing. The point of it is that life goes by in an instant.

Click Here for PART ONE!

Suzie just wanted to talk to someone!

Torchwood
They Keep Killing Suzie
Series 1 Episode 8

Well...First of all we get a what happened previously reel at the beginning of the episode which highlights episode one and our good pal, crazy ass Suzie. Also, the episode is called "They Keep Killing Suzie"...so it's a safe bet Suzie is going to reappear. Hmmmm. Right, right we're not pretending! Crazy Ass Suzie, here we come!

Torchwood
Series 1 Episode 7
Greeks Bearing Gifts

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway

It's a foggy night over at the BBC, where I have decided that I need a break from the Doctor Who action this week...who knows, maybe I will pretend like I'm only a week behind because I'm in the states...Yeah, that's it.

I am too tired to figure it out, but the end of my countrycide recap keeps get getting cut off...So here is
Part One and the continuation:

Torchwood
Season One Episode Six
Countrycide

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway.

Let's meet this weeks poor unfortunate soul. She's driving along some one lane country road in the middle of nowhere. This can't possibly lead to anything pleasant.

Torchwood
Episode 5 Series 1
Small Worlds

So, after all the insanity from Cyberwoman we'll go ahead and take a turn for the nonsensical, starting with an old lady wandering around in the woods taking notes on her tape record. She's searching for something...

Torchwood
Season 1 Episode 4
Cyberwoman

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway.

So what do you Suppose the title of this episode and Ianto have in common? Hmmm? If this were your first watching the "What in the hell?" warning bells would have started going off right now, because how much screen time has Ianto had so far?

Torchwood
Season 1 Episode 3
Ghost Machine

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway.

We will open with Tosh, who is sitting in the dark of the hub. I have come to the conclusion that it is Tosh who likes sitting in the dark, because she always seems to be working in pitch blackness when she's alone.

Torchwood
Season One Episode Two
Day One

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway.

Kiss that bowling ball for good luck, Rhys Williams, you're going to need it eventually.

Back by Popular Demand. It has been requested that I go back and make captions for all of season one, so here I am. With two seasons worth of Spin. I'm not even going to pretend that this recap covers only my first viewing of this episode ever. So Big fat Giant Organic Spoilers all the way up to 2 x 12. Heed this warning, and no bitching. Like anybody reads this shiz anyway. (Besides L, and Blue...Hell maybe other people do, but I'm too scary to talk to, who the hell knows.)

Torchwood
Season 1 Episode 1
Everything Changes

This being Torchwood, we waste no time in getting to the horror and open with a dead body in the rain.

Torchwood
Season 2 Episode 13
Exit Wounds

It is only fitting that the end of series two begin with some ends.

Torchwood
Season 2 Episode 7
Dead Man Walking

My first One! Actually, this is the third one I did, but the first one that was in chronological order...I've kind of morphed from random captioning to more of a recap with zillions of pictures. Because I like pretty pictures. Who doesn't? Of course, now that I'm reposting this after so much time I may have to go back and embellish it...just a little bit. Heh!

We open on a scene of Martha bout to start Owen's autopsy with a giant saw blade. Martha, Martha, I don't think that's how you do it. Jack puts a stop to this procedure though and tells everyone not to do anything until he gets back.